Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle.
What fairy tale show a girl who visits the toilet
Why did the tomato blush
Because he saw the salad dressing
Q.why did the emu crouse the road
A.because it was the chickens day off
What goes oooom
How did the hammer do in his exam?
He naild them.
Why did the one handed man cross the road
Q. Why did the emu cross the road?
What is black white and red all over
Why does a grilles have big nostrils
why did buggle gum cross the road because it was stucck to the chicken
To get to the second hand shop
How MENY fools did it tack to CHANG a lite boblt 3 1 to yous all Brains 2 to make shore that they don't miss there show 3 he hade to go to the toilet
Don't get up set its just a joke
A blonde crashes into a guy car he draws a circle and says stay in it he starts bashing up her car she starts laughing and he says why are you laughing and she says I stept out of the circle.
HA HA HA
That's my name😄😄😄
That's my name
Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Year 5 Classroom Teacher.